Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last two
years, you’ve probably at least heard of Pinterest, if not spent countless
hours on the site aimlessly perusing. I could spend days on there looking at clothes
that I covet, rooms that I want to recreate, food that I crave, and crafts that
I want to try. So what’s the problem?
Well #1 I see pictures of crafts that I think I want to try.
And actually first let me clarify something. “Crafts” makes me think of the
things that I have my Sunday school class make out of clothespins, pipe cleaners,
elbow macaroni and popsicle sticks. These “crafts” that are on Pinterest are
actually of a different variety. These are high designer craft mastery. For example a few
months back I saw these cool wall hangings all over Pinterest. Well
believe it or not, when I clicked on the picture, these wall hangings, that
sell in similar versions at home stores for upwards of $50, were made out of
old toilet paper rolls that were cut up, spray painted black and glued together
to look like wrought iron. Well Holy Smokes! That’s awesome and right up my
alley. I love cheap décor and creating things. Again, so what’s the problem?
Well the people who made these must have had the patience of a saint and they most
definitely did not have 3 energetic kids running around or pretty much didn’t
do anything else but glue toilet paper rolls together for a week. And they make
it sound like they tried once and BAM! they have a beautiful 4’ flower that
stops everyone in their tracks the moment they see it. Well, unless they are
some sort of toilet paper roll ninja, I have to argue that their pictures are not their first attempt at this. Despite the fact I don't actually need or want a toilet paper roll wall hanging, I collected toilet
paper rolls, spray painted them black, cut them up into 1 inch pieces but
alas I had a mess of gluey, black little pieces or cardboard and nothing that resembled a faux wrought iron wall hanging.
#2 Along the same lines as #1, but if I follow your
directions to a “t” and your picture looks like this
Why do my apple balls
still have a flat edge? Do you want to know why? Because no matter how many times I tried I could not get a full, round,
ball-period. This is what an unphotoshopped mini apple caramel ball looks like.
The truth is the caramel icecream topping drips, the peanuts don’t stick and
THE BALLS ARE NOT ROUND!
#3 And this ties me back into #1 as well. I used to think I
was crafty. I once made my Mom a holder for tampons from an oatmeal container. I
have made scarves, ornaments, cards, scrapbooks and candle holders. But these
things that used to pass muster in the world of creativity, do so no longer.
The crafts that I can make belong at some country art folk festival up in the
mountains of Western Maryland while the stuff on Pinterest could be seen in designer homes and art
galleries in the most posh cities in the country.
#4 Thriftiness- I get excited when pins claim to have a
thrifty solution for something or a thrifty way to make something. And I love the idea of soda can tabs on a hanger to add an extra place to hang another piece of clothing, but most of these pins are not actually "thrifty." Note: It is
not actually thrifty to make these things unless you have a space in your home
that resembles Hobby Lobby where you stockpile all your craft making supplies.
That's right, I do not have an endless supply of blank canvases, every size of every
letter of the alphabet in wood and cardboard, paper lanterns, 20 old men’s shirts,
50 wood pallets, 100 extra mason jars or 1,000,000 buttons.
#5 Ninjas. My last problem is that I could
spend hours on Pinterest. But if I spend hours on Pinterest looking, that is
hours I am spending not creating the things I see on Pinterest. So my
observation is this: the people that have time to make bolts into bracelets,
frumpy t-shirts into cute boutique-worthy dresses,
Canvas art with Elmer’s glue
wall décor from toilet paper rolls
and anything and everything you could imagine out of a wood pallet
are not the same people that spend hours on Pinterest
looking at these things. Right now I am reading “The Happiness Project” by
Gretchen Rubin. It is about her yearlong quest to find happiness by examining
and making “improvements” in 12 different realms of her life. Well, she is
annoyingly like the Pinterest ninjas. I would be happier too if I had 58 hours
in a day to explore the history of happiness, write a book, lead a half dozen
book clubs, host weekly dinner parties, catch up with every old friend I had
since elementary school and all the while still feed and take care of my
family. Similary, if I wanted people to think I was crafty and wanted them to repin my creations, I would need an equal amount of
time to come up with the idea and then actually turn my old “Johnson’s and Johnson’s” soap
bottles into holders for my cell phone while it charges. So clearly Gretchen
Rubin and the Pinterest ninjas do not actually spend hours on Pinterest like the rest of us normal folk.
And what’s up with people repining this. Really?
And yes I know I sound like a hater, and I may
be slighty jealous of ninja craftiness but really I might just be upset I didn’t
think of this in college.
Jenna I love you!!! I often feel the same way on pinterest...not only can't I make the perfect "ball" pops...my pictures don't look nearly as good as the ones on pinterest. Glad I am not the only one!!!
ReplyDeleteHaha, yes, I too am glad I'm not the only one! Thanks for reading Deana. Sorry I took so long to respond- I need to get back to blogging at least 2 times a week. It would make my family back in MD very happy :)
DeleteSo I am NOT getting a wall art made out of empty toilet paper rolls for Christmas? Because I think it looks nice! And I still have my tampon holder even though I don't use it for that. I use it for other assundries that are stored in the bathroom cabinet!
ReplyDeleteI was excited and amazed when I saw the yummy desserts below the Sunday School picture. I thought, wow, she is just so talented. And then I saw the reality and had to LOL!! How did yours taste?
Love reading your posts and love you bunches.
I didn't realize what you meant by the can in the McDonalds cup. I was thinking about when you were starving and would go to Panera and make lemonade out of water and lemons. I didn't get the can in the cup. And then I realized that it is a beer can camouflaged in a McDonalds cup. Very ingenious!
ReplyDeleteHaha, yes that may have saved me some trouble in college, huh? And no, sorry, no toilet paper art for you- I think I'm letting the kids make Christmas gifts this year. I mean I can only get away with handprints and footprints for so long, I really should take advantage of this age.
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